luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
WHY IS IT ALWAYS TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

it’s

britney:

bitch

regay if your blog
i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween