robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

tapdancers:

oomshi:

read this quickly & don’t reread it: you know that game telephone where you whisper something in someones ear & it goes down the line? i wanna do that with this post so dont reread this just try to type exactly what i wrote in this entire post & add it as a comment

I’m gay

kagomes-lover:

instagranclpa:

Accidentally typing surfbert instead of surfbort

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isn’t it surfboard?

it’s called Beyoncé look it up

comparingmeerkats:

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

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baby: d-d-da dd-de da-
dad: daddy?
baby: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

jandjob:

sleezed:

i’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck

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myheadisloud:

actual post vs. what I see